Say It!
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is it terrible that i laugh hysterically when this woman in my office says “i havent seen that in a long time”….. she is like.. legally blind. omg.
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Thank you, eclairs, for being donuts that spend a semester abroad and now think they’re better than everyone else.
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Thank you, headphones, for making people leave me alone, even if you are just plugged into a candy bar in my pocket.
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Thank you, body pillows, for not being called loneliness pillows.
“Turn around, before I change my mind.”
HOW ABOUT AN UPDATE, BEFORE I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
I wish there was a way to ask an all knowing… Google-like figure that I could ask all my questions to in order to make decisions each day
just had an epiphany.. this is me at a wedding last year… not even trying and being extremely drunk…
note my sweaty-ness. i was a fucking mess.
thanks for playing, tumblr.
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